"Investigating Feet"
Music and Lyrics by Katie Bair
Here they're coming, 'round the corner...
LOOK OUT!!
Investigating feet.
They are fuzzy, nothin' warmer...
They're MY
Investigating feet.
First they'll catch you by surprise and,
Then they'll cut you down to size.
You-will-not-be-lieve-your-eyes..
In-ve-sti-ga-ting feet.
In the closet, under the bed..
They will find you!
Investigating feet.
They've got cow spots, if you forget,
They'll REMIND you..
Investigating feet.
And there's nowhere you can hide
And, on my tootsies is where they ride.
They are my slipper pride...
For which many plush cows died...
But DON'T you put your toes insiiiide
My In-ve-sti-ga-ting feet.