Music and Lyrics by Katie Bair

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,

Ham-bur-ger

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,

I like hamburger!

I like it in soy sauce,

I like it in a bun,

And I like it when Katie makes eedie-beedie patties for me.

I wish she would give me some,

But she just won't give in so easily.

So I sit here and look cute making little whiny noises,

But they just pick me up and talk in high pitched voices.

(I don't get it.)

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,

Ham-bur-ger

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,

I want hamburger!

So I make the "praying paws",

And tell them to "rub the lil' Zeusie bellie"!

But they just pick me up,

And tell me that my breath is really smelly.

I just want a little piece! Just a little morsel!

I could eat a whole lot more! I could eat a horse-el!

(Yeah, so it's not a very good rhyme.)

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,

Ham-bur-ger

(I'm just a Chihuahua! What did you expect?!)

Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, hamburger,