Ike Bair
Let start out by saying this: Ike isn't very smart.
I don't mean this in a cruel way, it's just that she is really the most moronic dog I've ever encountered. She doesn't learn anything, she doesn't even know her name. She relieves herself where ever she happens to be standing at the time, tears everything up, and generally is a pest.
I brought her home to be a friend for Zeus, who had been acting rather lonely ever since my work schedule got crazy. Ironically, Zeus hates Ike, and beats her up her on a daily basis.
But look at that face! Her one saving grace is her indescribable cuteness. (It's nearly impossible to get a good picture of her, because she's constantly in motion...) She loves to cuddle and sleep in my lap, (which often causes arguments with Zeus...) and she always seems happy... mostly in an "ignorance is bliss" kind of way.
She is terrified of everything. Especially Zeus and the stairs. In fact, she's so afraid of the stairs, that even though she ran up and down them with ease only a few days after I brought her home, she now only remains on the second floor of the house, for fear that they'll try to kill her. (She fell down them once!)
One strange behavior she consistantly displays is her "typing skills". There have been many occasions where I'll step away from my computer, and come back to find she is composing email... or deleting my files. One time she even managed to shut down the computer. (And she always presses "F1" when she needs help, so maybe she's not as dumb as she seems!)
...Oh, and she literally eats money.
